mitch

Daha anlatacak çok şeyi varken erken yaşta göçüp giden en sevdiğim stand-upçı Mitch Hedberg ' ün en sevdiğim laflarını aşağıya yazıyorum ( Türkçeye çevirince bir b.ka benzemiyor o yüzden ingilizce )

* My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling .  "Come on four billion!... Fuck! Seven. Not even close ''

* One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off?

* Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker ''

* My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

* I'd like to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real fuckin' big!